AN ODE TO OD

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

If you stop stealing your neighbours’ flowers,

Od will buy some for you.

This is a true story. 

My friend Od, sick of watching me help myself to peoples' gardens finally got me some flowers. And that, inspired me to make up a new 'My house rule'. Anyone visiting must get me flowers. Or a flower. Anything. Just to end my kleptomania.

 Here they are, close enough so I can see them often. Thank you, Oeendrila. They're very pretty. Just like you.